they come on all sweet and sexy. they get you under their spell.

but the next thing you know...

and that's not even the worst part. trust me.
speaking of witches, our worst fears have been realized. there's witchcraft afoot, and it goes all the way to the top:

i believe somewhere nostradamus wrote: when the bull emperor and the bear king don the totally gay robes of witches in the far east, basically we're all fucked.